vogue-pussssy:

Xo

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

ruinedchildhood:

The beginnings of a drug lord.

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

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pettyartist:

“BROTHER!! BROTHER LOOK! THEY HAVE INFANT TOMATOES!”

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

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